Dr Og actually retire from being a fake lokun for a while liao. But recently I met up with some real ones. They kpkb (ranted) so much I buay tahan have to write a blog about their experience to release some steam...
The story goes my friend Ah Seng at the polyclinic was checking on his patient's compliance.
Dr Ah Seng: Uncle, wu jiak yok boh? (got eat medicine or not)
Uncle: of course la. i eat everyday.
Dr Ah Seng: I see your medicine. Last time I give you for 28 days. (Dr look at Uncle's bag of medicine) Wah so much left ar. You where got take?
Uncle: You don't anyhow say hor. I take everyday I sumpah (I swear).
Dr Ah Seng: Aiyah, you see yourself. So much left.
Uncle: Left over from last time one la.
Dr Ah Seng: Cannot be la uncle, I just started the medicine for you last visit. How can have left over... (let me count)... WAH LAU EH! HOW COME LAST TIME I GIVE YOU TWENTY EIGHT TABLETS NOW YOU GOT FORTY?
KUA TIO GUI AR! (GOT GHOST IS IT?)
