My fave ice cream parlor currently is Awfully Chocolate and recently I learnt from their website that they had expanded their franchise to Shanghai and Jarkata somemore!
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I remembered reading somewhere that the dudes who run Awfully Chocolate are lawyers by training!
And what are we doctors doing????? Surely we can start our own desert parlor???
Some suggestions:
1) Malignant Mango (this one got alliteration wor!)
2) Necrotic Banana
3) And if we really really want to do cocoa as well, how about:
COLONIC CHOCOLATE??
Franchise anyone??