A Doc's Life is a underground Medical Blog about some poor Singapore doctors. They are sibei sian and very buay song. Best practices not observed!
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Sunday, October 29, 2023

Halloween Special 1: Got eat medicine or not??

Dr Og actually retire from being a fake lokun for a while liao. But recently I met up with some real ones. They kpkb (ranted) so much I buay tahan have to write a blog about their experience to release some steam...

The story goes my friend Ah Seng at the polyclinic was checking on his patient's compliance. 

Dr Ah Seng: Uncle, wu jiak yok boh? (got eat medicine or not)

Uncle: of course la. i eat everyday. 

Dr Ah Seng: I see your medicine. Last time I give you for 28 days. (Dr look at Uncle's bag of medicine) Wah so much left ar. You where got take?

Uncle: You don't anyhow say hor. I take everyday I sumpah (I swear). 

Dr Ah Seng: Aiyah, you see yourself. So much left.

Uncle: Left over from last time one la.

Dr Ah Seng: Cannot be la uncle, I just started the medicine for you last visit. How can have left over... (let me count)... WAH LAU EH! HOW COME LAST TIME I GIVE YOU TWENTY EIGHT TABLETS NOW YOU GOT FORTY?

KUA TIO GUI AR! (GOT GHOST IS IT?)