A Doc's Life is a underground Medical Blog about some poor Singapore doctors. They are sibei sian and very buay song. Best practices not observed!
(Warning: Grammar is non existent in this blog. Those obsessively compulsive about good English please go no further and book an appointment to see your psychiatrist in Singapore.)

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

How it all begins....

At the tender age of 18, some boys in green decided that they had enough of millitary training. You see, most of us would have led relatively sheltered lives with daddy & mummy getting everything for us. All of a sudden, you have this staff sergent swearing vulgarities in our faces. So, the easiest way out was to get into the medical faculty and disrupt from national service!!!

The first hurdle was of course the interview for admission to the medical faculty of Children Women Old People and Anything Else Teaching Hospital.

You have five interviewers taking turns to ask you anything and everything under the sky. Well, we did get to book out camp, so what the heck! No one really knows what criteria they use to select medical students. Maybe see your face "song" or not?? There has always been this conspiracy theory that the interviewers don't like girls a lot 'cause female medical students are always sibei pai kua and the pretty ones get booted out to other faculties. Just check out the hot babes in Dentistry and you know what i mean! Or you can look at the sexy ladies in Arts and Social Sciences? Maybe even those chio girls in the Science faculty? Perhaps the girls in the Engineering Fac? (but then again... perhaps not. =P)

So if you heng heng kenna selected means you get to siam army for the next 5 years and go havoc in the hostels. But due to army policies, some unlucky souls still don't get disrupted. But since all their relatives already know they are going to be doctor, cannot siam liao.

The picture shown is that of Hippocrates. Nope, he is not trying to cut the dude, he is treating him!!!!! Believe me you!

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:59 AM

    wahlau..lokun life siber chialat...lucky i have my pimp job still...but lokun not dog..dog is better because people love dog...lokun more like the dog collar ya...i think so

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  2. Anonymous11:27 AM

    can u change the title to "Ah Lek goodtimes center LTD PTD"? would get more hits that way i think leh.
    and all the dirty 'ol men will visit your site

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  3. Anonymous11:30 AM

    wah lau u guys damn buay sui. everyday think lap sap stuff. Sat bring u'll to geylang happy happy!

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  4. Anonymous2:27 PM

    my dragon buay tahan liao. go today la! dunno if geylang can satisfy my dragon or not leh.

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  5. Anonymous3:25 PM

    urs not dragon, more like worm lah. must take microscope then can see!!!

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  6. dear people, thanks for ur comments but pls go easy on the profanities. wanted to ignore these comments but thought i'll answer every post anyway.

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