Fat Hope of Slimming

Now what is this obession with slimming??? Sure, flats are getting smaller but I really don't think anyone need to diet til they are like bamboo sticks in order to fit in. All those sofa sets sold in Courts with interest free instalments can surely hold at least 2 fat ass-es.
Well, dieting is still primarily a female preoccupation and it takes one crazy woman to know another. But it is pretty disturbing when a medically trained personel like my senior staff nurse proudly revealed during the morning round that she was taking the same slimming product as our TV Ah Jie. By the way, I think she is already too skinny, not that she meddling with her weight can help her look good in any way......
Why spend thousands of dollars attending a slimming centre when all they do is wrap you up in plastic and make you lose water? I can do it for you FOC..... provided you are a hot babe (and my wife is not at home). Try standing under the sun for a few hours, pretty much the same effect. But make sure you applied your SK-II with Pitera. (Another unsubstantiated, evidence-less product. This one even female Drs use!!!)
Just so that you know, there are many medical alternatives. Pharmacologically, there are stimulants (which can cause you to go psychotic), lipase inhibitor (you will leak oil down your ass) and appetite regulators. If not, laproscopic banding can always be done to decrease the space in your stomach. More accurately, these treatments are for anti-obesity purposes ie BMI; 30 (figure prolly lower in Asians). And not for those with fat hopes of having the figure of a model!