A Doc's Life is a underground Medical Blog about some poor Singapore doctors. They are sibei sian and very buay song. Best practices not observed!
(Warning: Grammar is non existent in this blog. Those obsessively compulsive about good English please go no further and book an appointment to see your psychiatrist in Singapore.)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Bird Park II 之鸟中鸟

R RATED, Read on if you are 18 and above.

Dr: Yes young man, how can I help you?
鸟人: Loctor ar, I cannot piak piak...

Dr: Pee-ark Pee-ark? What is that?
鸟人: Aiyah, piak piak loh you know... (moves his right middle finger in and out of his left fisted hand)

Dr: Oh... You mean to have sexual intercourse?  
鸟人: Yah la, sex la. How loctor??? Can help boh? Got medicine?

Dr: So you have problems when you have sex with your girlfriend?
鸟人: No. I no girlfriend.

Dr: Prostitutes?
鸟人: No, my mother say cannot go find chicken.

Dr: Boyfriend??
鸟人: Loctor, you say I homo?? I hoot you understand???

Dr, puzzled: Then??
鸟人: I kaki lai! My left hand! (hand still fisted)

Dr, sighs: so whats the problem?
鸟人: I think I don't last long enough.... Can I have 伟哥??

Dr: But who are you having sex with??
鸟人 (grins): Don't have but I want to be stronger mah!


  1. chaoRP11:59 PM

    hey i like your blog!
    can't stop laughing, can recommend a psy?

    good to see you back

  2. thanks for your kind comments! Er you really need to see psy ar? Hope thats not the reason why you find this blog funny :P

  3. Anonymous11:38 AM

    why no posts recently?

  4. becoz deciding whether to run for presidency....

  5. Anonymous9:28 AM

    your surname is tan also?