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Dr: Yes young man, how can I help you?
鸟人: Loctor ar, I cannot piak piak...
Dr: Pee-ark Pee-ark? What is that?
鸟人: Aiyah, piak piak loh you know... (moves his right middle finger in and out of his left fisted hand)
Dr: Oh... You mean to have sexual intercourse?
鸟人: Yah la, sex la. How loctor??? Can help boh? Got medicine?
Dr: So you have problems when you have sex with your girlfriend?
鸟人: No. I no girlfriend.
Dr: Prostitutes?
鸟人: No, my mother say cannot go find chicken.
Dr: Boyfriend??
鸟人: Loctor, you say I homo?? I hoot you understand???
Dr, puzzled: Then??
鸟人: I kaki lai! My left hand! (hand still fisted)
Dr, sighs: so whats the problem?
鸟人: I think I don't last long enough.... Can I have 伟哥??
Dr: But who are you having sex with??
鸟人 (grins): Don't have but I want to be stronger mah!
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