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Monday, June 13, 2011

Spinal Reflex



Once upon a time, in a country not too far away, there were a series of bank robberies. Based on the CCTV recordings, the robbers wore full-faced motorcycle helmets while committing the heinous acts of crime. No one could see who they were. The authorities decided to ban all full-faced motorcycle helmets in the country.

In the next few months, the number of bank robberies reduced. Even though the number of motorcyclists who sustained severe head injuries and the number of fatalities from road traffic accidents increased, the authorities were happy since there were less bank robberies.

Within the next few months, there were a series of bank robberies. Based on the CCTV recordings, the robbers wore ladies' stockings over their heads while committing the heinous acts of crime. No one could see what they looked like. The authorities decided to ban all sale of ladies' stockings in the country.

In the next few months, the number of bank robberies reduced. The sales of razor blades in the country increased rather significantly and the number of shops that do waxing sprung up all over. The authorities were happy since there were less bank robberies.

Within the next few months, there were a series of bank robberies. Based on the CCTV recordings, the robbers wore toy masks over their heads while committing the heinous acts of crime. No one could see what they looked like. The authorities decided to ban all sale of toy masks in the country.

The children cried.

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In many places, knee jerk reaction is the norm. The reason it is called a spinal reflex is because the reaction does not use the brain.

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