The Og's Diet Challenge

I met up with Ah Long, my hospital debt collector for lunch.
He came in his WRX STi


Ah long saw me drooling over his car and smugly said,
"Braadeer, you still driving that lao pok Corolla isit?"


I felt quite insulted and to spite him back, I asked him about his blog. Ever since Buffy the Vampire Slayer Barffie said that he copied Rockson's style, Ah Long has been too upset to blog.



"That si lang Buffie, basket, I where got copycat!?? You all stoopid bloggers, big mouth and always only tok cock. Like the stoopid Og's Diet you tell people, like can work like tat!"

Digression


The Og's Diet is a revolutionary dieting programme. Unlike most slimming program you are not required to read a thick book or go through many hours of training. It is actually just a very simple concept or philosophy(if you will allow me that).

To do the Og's diet, you shall NOT spent more than SIN$3 on each meal. Given the exponential way cost of living (& GST) is rising, you will eat less each day. You will not be able to afford kopi peng and instead have to go for the office water cooler. Hence you will have less calories each day and become a tek ko in no time.

Feel free to try!!!

Angry that he looked down on us bloggers, (and also call Barffie si lang), I decided to embark on the Og's diet for a week to prove that it actually works!!!
So for lunch I ordered wanton mee - $2.50


and realise I couldn't have my fave Kickapoo! :(


Ah Long wasn't very convince while he gurped down his bowl of shark's fin. (Business must be very good for him.) I told him I will see him in one weeks time and show him the result!!

That night, I stuck religiously to the diet regime:

No beer!!!

NO PEANUTS!

Because peanuts sometimes cost $600,000

This was all I had:


No more than $3!!!

After 1 week of this wonderful regime, I proudly called Ah Long out for some beer to show him the results, even took the trouble of showing him photos before and after:


Ah Long was quite impressed "Wah, not only lose weight, the muscles now also tua tua liap!"
But he was quite puzzled "Errr, why got mosiac on the picture like japanese porn? Your ch**by* grow on your face isit??!!"

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